Oh no! I have a… Twitter Headache!
A twitter headache is a serious headache given to people who tweet to their friends too much. Suffers may feel like a hammer is hitting into their heads and their eyes will feel like closing like a vampire who can no longer stand the sunlight. They will be yawning as well. Twitter Headaches have been known to be given mainly by a girl named Phoebe. She has magical powers who can make people tweet for hours instead of using MSN. Phoebe’s large tweet count shows how commited she is at tweeting and many are surprised that she does not suffer from Twitter Headaches. A leading researcher in Twitter Headaches as revealed that, “Miss P cannot suffer from Twitter headaches because she has tweeted so much that she is now immune to it.” Twitter.com has noticed the large twitter communication between Caroline and Phoebe. Twitter issued a statement saying that, “We have noticed that in the last few months that C and P have been talking a lot to each other via Twitter. They have been making Twitter go down, leaving other Tweeters frustrated because they cannot tweeted about the songs they have listened to and how they have just done simple tasks. We have tried everything to stop C and P. We even put twitter limits on them but still they were able to tweet! It is mind-blowing!”
MSN has issued a statement revealing that the use of MSN has gone down 100%. “Users are using Phoebe as a role model to ditch their MSN accounts and use twitter as an IM so that they can get a high twitter count like their role model.”
When asked how this Twitter Headache can be cured doctors have revealed that, “The patient needs to log off for some hours to make the headache go away.” but Facebook has fought back by saying, “Come onto Facebook. There is no such thing as a Facebook headache because P and C don’t use it enough… so if you come onto Facebook you will get no headache!”
So will P and C head onto Facebook and leave Twitter behind them? In a statement given to us today Caroline has said, “No way. I’m going to catch up to her tweet count before I give up on Twitter. Why would I use Facebook…? They never tell you how many wall posts you have made… I need a number of a total to keep myself interested.” Facebook have said they will make changes to the site to make Caroline and Phoebe post more on their site!
